Potato 

The best damn thing that has ever happened to humanity.

I like potatoes, because they are life.

Potato by Daas Potatoez June 6, 2017

potatoing 

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

potatoing by Bastien April 28, 2008

Potato 

The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms.

"Potato 0wnz j00" "RESPECT THE MIGHTY POTATO"

Potato by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Potato Mashing 

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.

They were potato mashing all night long!

Potato Mashing by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009

mr.potato head 

a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features

look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be

mr.potato head by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005

Eat my potatoes 

To eat someones potatoes means to suck someones testicals.

"I was in bed with this nasty bitch names nicolle and we were getting frisky and i said eat my potatoes bitch, and she ate them well"
"Nasty"

Eat my potatoes by BigCockJawPotatoeEater July 26, 2009

potatolicious 

1) a way to describe something that is extremely good.

2) a way to describe a piece of clothing that looks good on a person.

1) I won the lottery!! That is so potatolicious!!

2) That hat looks so potatolicious on you!

potatolicious by J Mizzle December 22, 2003