poison poke

Banging a slut with poison oak on your junk and not telling her. So bad, but man does it feel so good.

You remember that stripper Krista? I gave her the poison poke last night. Best way to scratch it Ive ever found. Didnt tell her, bet she hates her life today!

by Bangin the cart girl February 16, 2014

dirty emmit poon

An extremely sweaty dirty but tasty poon

-I got sum dirty emmit last night
Fuck yeah

by Nathan January 14, 2004

pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.

She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.

by PinkOrchid September 5, 2010

poonana

the act of soaking a banana in the toilet, and having a person eat it without knowing

hey, bitch, you just ate a poonana.

by Beckky December 31, 2007

poonani

a womans play hole

aw fuck my play hole jeremy then lick my poonani

by (joe mugenyi) July 31, 2009

poonahnah

1.) Of or relating to the act of fingering a female.

2.) The female geneitalia.

"Thomas your half an hour late!"
"Sorry, I got caught up in some poonahnah. *Sniffs finger*"

by Poody Williams October 25, 2006

Poon Qui

To suck a man off, while fingering him anally at the same time.

Dude, that chick gives a sick Poon Qui.

I was Poon Qui'ed hard last night.

by rofl043 October 4, 2009