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Political Prostitute

A person who uses the political contributions of one person for the gains of his or her rivals.
She used the campaign contributions of Manny Villar and turned it against him, two weeks before the 2010 Presidential elections in Iloilo City, Philippines. She is a Political Prostitute.
by Comelec November 20, 2021
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non political corrector

a politically conscious and conscientious person who like it or lump it isn't afraid to voice their political opinion
a person like wolf blitzer can pretend to be a non political corrector all he wants; the sad reality is that he is so far bernie sanders left that he ends up being a media pundit and making a fool of himself
by Sexydimma February 2, 2020
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politically incorrect

a) (adj): the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

(nouns)

b) what the modern mediacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you "kisch mein royal tuchess (translated to English as 'kiss my royal behind',קוש מיין רויאַל טאָכעס in it's original Yiddish)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
politically incorrect individuals, compared to the rest of the ignorant masses, are politically conscious simply because they know by heart, and understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum.
by Sexydimma August 21, 2013
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politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
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Political Intelligence

The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.
"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like."
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021
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political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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perijstocian politics

Criticism against the government is strictly forbidden.

Calls Azortozha a militaristic dictatorship whilst not grasping the concept of all the freedoms granted in a social democracy, assuming all democracies are hell spawns.
Perijstocia itself bombed the shit out of Azortozha for 20 years straight, could only gain 200 square miles of territory because Azortozha's geography is better for defense than Perijstocia's.
People in villages eat maggots out of pure shit. In the winter, most of the villagers die from starvation.
Plagued by a 210-year-long deficit and economic depression.
The capital city is 1/2 flooded, and the government encourages the mega corporations to put advertisements on abandoned, flooded buildings rather than helping the populace relocate.

Commits ethnic cleansing to push their fucked-up narrative and rhetoric.
Most hypocritical president resides here.
Perijstocian president's claim against these ethnic cleansing allegations is to pretend that these provinces are their own "independent country"

The place where the homeless/poor have to harass the people.
The place where people shit in front of children.
The place where suicide bombings and shootings occur the most in protest of Perijstocia's constant invasions.
bitch: "perijstocian politics are a fucking joke"
by perijstocia December 19, 2024
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