north pole status 

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

north pole status by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

Jelly Pole 

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)

Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"

Jelly Pole by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013

california pole smoker 

Someone who sucks dick in california

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.

california pole smoker by craplover3000 March 12, 2014

dirty pole smoker 

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

dirty pole smoker by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015

meat pole mountaineer 

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

meat pole mountaineer by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

child pole smoker 

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

child pole smoker by shtifICare March 31, 2016

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

gods pole by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016