Bronus Points

When a friend does some very admirable putting their own selfishness aside to help out a bro.

Wade left his movie date to get me from the bar i was SHAMMERED DRUNK .... mega bronus points. I owe him big

by Moihawk June 12, 2013

Whitey points

a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.

So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from...
+500 whitey points

by Jakingo'hearts May 5, 2011

Point of Impact

In slang terms its that moment when a dude enters someones ass hole with their dick, this can and is usually proceeded by some preparatory light prodding and always results in loud noises of some kind. Essentially the point of impact is when somebody just begins getting fucked in the ass.

Alex screamed as his partner Ned passed the point of impact, he could feel his ass hole loosen and the blood vessels shattering. It was the best feeling he had ever experienced.

by Monochrome15 May 16, 2011

Swan Point

A secluded community in Southern Maryland, well known for its golf resort and marina. Nested along a bend in the Potomac River, it is an ideal spot for your next home or getaway! Drive by it on your way to Cobb Island, complete with a market and crab house.

Swan Point - halfway to South America

by crazyjumper January 26, 2010

Sped Points

Accreditation for a retarded behavior.

Tyler got 20 sped points for having a tape dispenser for 5 years.

Phill got 40 sped points for jumping out of a moving vehicle in front of a police station shouting "I HATE THE POLICE!"

by Salty Sauce December 26, 2009

Peter points

A term used to describe the most obnoxious annoying crude sexual harassing anal aggravating ear bleeding cock blocking self obsessed drug addicted ass-wiping douche-bagging weirdo.

Often directed at someone with the previous listed characteristics.

"What the hell, you just cock blocked me"
"so?"
"You just got like 10 Peter Points"
"Aw Shucks"

by Juanita Incaterina Jones December 20, 2009

Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.

Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!

by Ross9 October 13, 2010