poodlesnatch

Made up of the two words poodle & snatch.

Defined as female genitalia, vulva, vagina, wagina, poon, cooter, etc.

"Mrs. Pearson is SUCH a poodlesnatch."

by Jesslyn April 21, 2006

Piddle Mermaid

A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."

1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."

2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.

by ED1071 April 15, 2008

taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

splashin the puddle

when u bust it on a girls stomach and then splash it with your dick

hey i know her, i splased the puddle all over the bitch one time

by johnny rocketship April 22, 2005

paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.

bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.

by mado as September 4, 2006

PORTUGUESE GOLDEN PADDLE

A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.

"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"

by CastroL May 13, 2006

poodle

Shark bait.

Poodles are good for nothing but shark bait.

by AmyLeigh October 30, 2008