by el buzzward September 20, 2011
by God3825 October 07, 2022
A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 22, 2022
When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 02, 2018
When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
by 696969699696 February 24, 2018
When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.
by AgentDerb January 07, 2022