Patrick

A name that could only ever be said at Starbucks.

“Patrick’s latte is ready”

by Kirtap November 8, 2023

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

Patrick

A patrick is the sexiest cunt gon

Look at that patrick hes sexy

by Patrick Mulraney November 9, 2019

patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by a very very bad person December 16, 2019

Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry

Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟

by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021

Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation

Fuck i luv Patrick

by ghddfg October 25, 2022

Patrick

Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god

(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick

by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020