When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
Get the Paris Alarm Clockmug. by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
Get the Paris Niggersmug. An irrecoverable condition for fantasy that evokes nostalgia and day-dreams.
Was defined by The Chainsmokers
Was defined by The Chainsmokers
by Gabe H. Coud2611 February 14, 2022
Get the Parismug. Paris is one of the most funniest, goofiest, and energized person you’ll ever meet. Although she can get a bit upset when others treat her differently, maybe even suicidal, she has a nice body, a nice cute butt, goes for anything she wants and doesn’t give up, especially for a man, One last thing Paris is mean.
Has anyone seen Paris
Yea shes out, I heard someone told all her business after she told them thinking they cared about her, I heard shes pretty hurt
Awwwww, Paris is too pretty to be upset, I hope she doesn’t get suicidal thoughts again
Yea shes out, I heard someone told all her business after she told them thinking they cared about her, I heard shes pretty hurt
Awwwww, Paris is too pretty to be upset, I hope she doesn’t get suicidal thoughts again
by Rod’Oneal November 21, 2021
Get the Parismug. PARI IS AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN.One of the sweetest girl y'll ever find in this whole entire world.She's very sensitive and wants to always remain close to her family and friends.Always want to make them feel proud of her.Her strength and weakness are them.She looks for the best in the world as she's very helping in nature one could find.She laughs at her jokes even when no one is around and feels she's the most humorous human being in this planet.Kinda intelligent too and always want to see her name in top.Her dreams are expectless but definitely will chase them one day and will be the most successful person.
by IDKMEEITHERHEHE November 24, 2021
Get the PARImug. Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
by Parisite12 December 4, 2023
Get the Paris Ontariomug. by Pdiddy33 November 22, 2021
Get the Parismug.