parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.

i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.

“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”

by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023

Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwhich.

Let me see.

Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.

by nocharge December 13, 2023

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents

Those two oldies are my bike parent's

by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023

parent

Mother or father.

My parents is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

Parent of Universe

A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of Universe, what happened to you?

Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023