Skip to main content

pantie blocked

before coytus, a man or a woman prevents a woman from getting laid whether it be intentionally or unintentionally
OMG, her best friend won't leave. She totally pantie blocked me
by BIG12594 February 20, 2011
mugGet the pantie blocked mug.

Paniced

A combination of pissing ones pants whilst being in a panicked state
Boss: "What's wrong?"
Rep: "SORRY THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR IT AND I PANICED"
by SandypantsMcgee August 21, 2014
mugGet the Paniced mug.
Related Words

Pork Panties

The fat that collects around the pelvic region of a women that gives off the illusion of a thick pair of underwear. Often occurs amongst women in approaching their middle age or can occur after having multiple children. Men are not immune to this phenomenon.

Often referred to as a "Fupa" or "Front Butt"
The pork panties on that women in the hiked up body glove shorts looked like she had on a pair of fleshy underpants!
by LaurenPynchon September 27, 2008
mugGet the Pork Panties mug.

bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet
that white car is in a bicycle panic
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the bicycle panic mug.

Panic! At the Disco

A band that tries way too hard to be emo (even more than From First to Last), and just turn out looking and sounding retarded in every way imaginable, with their corny-as-hell lyrics and very strange image.

Most of their fans are teenage girls who listen to Fall Out Boy just because they think Pete Wentz is hot, or suddenly got into Panic as well because the idea of teenage guys playing in a band (even though they're POP - just as much pop as Hillary Duff as a matter of fact) is irresistible.

Even so, some of their songs ARE quite catchy and can sound good, But.. if you really want to save yourself some embarrassment (and maybe even some of your brain..), then lay off this band.
Typical Panic! At the Disco fan: I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO!! BRENDON URIE IS SOOO HAWT!!1!

Person: Ok.. and is that the only reason you like the band?

Typical P!atD fan: NOO! They're soo EMO!! That's why I'm SOOOO EMO right now and wear black and cut myself every day!!!!

Person: Yea... I'm sure the band members do that too.. they just try way too hard to be emo ya know?

Typical P!atD fan: OH YES! They're definitely emo!! I'm such a punk rocker!1!

Person: .. Nevermind. *walks away*
by SomeBadJoke December 15, 2006
mugGet the Panic! At the Disco mug.

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.
"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."
by Chris September 1, 2008
mugGet the granny panties mug.

panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.
Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.
by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019
mugGet the panties mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email