Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

by MMcGowan September 20, 2012

National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.

"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"

by haha2576 January 26, 2023

pecker snecker

This is a person who has a particurly sharp promonent nose, dresses like a tramp and wears specks! Pecker Sneckers tend to have a paranoid look to them and are always looking and absorbing things everywhere. When looking around their faces look squinted and constantly look as if they are staring directly at the sun! A rumour has it that a true Pecker Snecker is able to peck three pound of bird seed up from the ground with just his/her nose in less than a minute!!

*See a Pecker Snecker* "HA HA HA, look at the shneck on that!! What a fucking dirty Pecker Snecker!"

by John.D September 6, 2006

pecker texting

When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.

WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?

ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off

WTF, knock it off!

by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018

Parker

parker is an amazing guy and friend. he never fails to put a smile on your face and is the best at giving advice. he is there for you no matter what you are going through and normally likes girls with the opposite hair and eyes as him. he is very likeable once you get to know him and is very easy to fall in love with. he gives the best hugs ever and is fun to be around. he is very athletic and good at every sport. he is also very popular and is friends with everyone. he never gets boring to talk to and never runs out of things to talk about. if you ever meet a parker make sure not to let him go because there is no one else like him in the world.

damn that guys the best. he must be a parker

by parker’s bestie October 2, 2018

digital packrat

an obsessive collector of digital media, for which ample space (disk and physical) may become problematic.

Paul was quite the digital packrat - his porn collection alone almost entirely fills his harddrive.

by pkh February 20, 2007