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Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022
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Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)
Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.
by Crystopal September 7, 2022
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parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.
“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”
by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023
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Sean Problems

When everything you touch turns to shit. No matter the time of day, occasion or task at hand. Something will go catastrophically wrong.
I bought a new car and within ten minutes all hell broke loose and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas Tree. Can’t even get a new car without Sean Problems cropping up.
by ManFlesh3991 February 16, 2024
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Man Problems

(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
by CromwellIV April 18, 2024
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american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue
Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems
by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024
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my problems were myriad

She was having her period
Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."
by Gay_Closet_Demon July 24, 2024
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