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Coca-Pandad

When a guy has anal sex with a girl he cums in her butt hole then licks it out. He then spits the cum in the girls mouth, she swashes it around then spits it back in his, then massages her ear with his tongue. Then make sure he gets enough of the cum and spit to eat her out then makes out with her afterwards.
Me and my girlfriend totally just coca-pandad

I just love having erotic coca-pandad
by maycoop0426 July 22, 2010
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Jesus Padilla

Jesus Padilla is an amazing friend. You can always count on Jesus, he is very understanding, he will help you or anyone in anything, he will always be there for you at anytime, he has a great heart, he is very hilarious too. When you meet Jesus you will love him forever. He has a badass,hot, and amazing voice. Jesus is a really fun person you will never get bored of. Jesus will make your mornings, evenings, and nights, the whole day. He is sweet and will make you feel very comfortable when you talk him. Jesus is also short, not that short though. He will always keep a smile in your face. Jesus is just the perfect friend to have. Jesus is also very handsome and very intelligent. If you know Jesus Padilla you should be very thankful to have him. Jesus Padilla is the definition of respect, intelligence, courageous, hilarious, sweet, and handsome.
Girl 1: guess what??

Girl 2: what??

Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.

Girl2: what's his name??

Girl1: Jesus Padilla
by kimHOMIE555 December 21, 2013
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Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.
Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda
by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015
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Dirty Panda

Dirty Panda is when you continue to hump someone’s butt and you moan like a Panda. You then cum your partner and start getting real dirty. Let’s not get into too much details ;)
“Dang, I wish I was her. She is such a dirty panda.”
by IdontNeedANameNow May 11, 2020
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pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.
The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.
by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021
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- ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-

she is dad lmaoo
daughter: - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-, make me a sandwich!
son: yes daddy - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-!
by hydraxooo August 10, 2018
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panda

The pandas are coming!
by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003
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