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Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....
Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....
by Police cop dog January 27, 2023
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The Office

The Office is an American TV Show first airing on March 24, 2005 and ending on May 16, 2013. Actors for the show include, Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson, Creed Bratton, Jenna Fischer, and others. Writers for the show include Mindy Kaling, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais, Ryan Koh, Daniel Chun, Lee Eisenberg, and Gene Stupnitsky. The main character is named Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and he is the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Others working in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch include, Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer), Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling), Kevin Malone (Brain Baumgartner), Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey), Creed Bratton as himself, and other workers in the Scranton branch.
"I'm watching The Office!"

"This isn't 2006, though!"
by saturn_ January 13, 2021
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Office Viral

Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.

Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.
Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...

Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.
by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013
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documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
by charleyfarley August 25, 2010
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officer jawdrop

prettiest officer ever harrassed by billie holliday
"OFFICER JAWDROP, is the finest officer"
by dooodooooo June 3, 2023
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officeness

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.
Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.
by Sara McGillicutty October 28, 2008
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Officer Safety

Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”

Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024
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