Purple Veronica

The act of sending a mass text message out with the contents of the text making absolutely no sense. The purple veronica can go on for hours if the text message is responded to. For each text message response, you earn an ear of corn.

Man, last night Jennifer purple veronicaed me and i wanted to kick her ass. That text made no fucking sense!

by Lancer Pimpp July 4, 2008

purple balls

If you have purple balls, it means you've possibly caught thanos disease. It causes you to develop purple balls as well as purple skin, just like thanos. Oreo_217 on roblox caught thanos disease and was bullied by kids in Breaking Point. Attracting Thanos disease can cause an uproar in your community, you can get continuously shunned and discriminated against, Oreo_217 is a victim of this horrible abuse.

User1772849495: 'Hey, why do you have purple skin?'
Oreo_217: 'I have Thanos disease.'
User1772849495: 'Oh so like, you also have purple balls?'
Oreo_217: 'Yeah...😫😫'

by thanosdiseasegavemepurpleballs September 17, 2021

Purple Paula

Relating to the color of the vagina after some hardcore pounding.

" I think I'll go home and give my wife a purple Paula tonight." or "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?", " I gave her a good ole' purple Paula."

by YoCatsFace March 5, 2010

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018

Purple Taco

When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.

I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!

by carleygee August 29, 2010