Hobo Flip

The act of smoking crack and meth in the same sesh.

Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.

by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021

Nasty Hobo

A person who does not do what you want them to right away but will do something for someone else

Joe didn't get my shoe ,therefore, he's a nasty hobo

by stepheniemarie14 May 5, 2018

Hobo

A verb, meaning to knock over or spill.

Don't hobo my drink!

Oh fuck, I've hoboed my Guinness all over my keyboard.

by Chosen Man Willie Stroker May 19, 2023

Hobo Toe

When you have a yellow crusty decaying toenail on your big toe.

Please get your hobo toe away from me.

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017

hickton's hobos

The most powerful army

Payed in Big Macs

Man1: did you hear about the decrease in the homeless on the street

Man2: yes it’s because of hickton's hobos

by Raven109 September 2, 2020

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower

Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower

by boneshaker July 26, 2020