Florida New York 

Hell hole of New York State. The land that time forgot. One grocery store. The nuns spend money like "drunken sailors", yes that was quoted by the town priest. Live here if you like onions, black dirt and migrant workers.

Mom was never so happy as when we moved out of Florida New York.

Florida New York by dubcgirl November 28, 2010

oopstate new york

Essentially Upstate New York, used in the song "Joseph Smith American Moses" in the 2011 Musical "The Book of Mormon".

A small and odd village called oopstate New York.

oopstate new york by wangtianthu October 8, 2013

The New York Baptism 

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

The New York Baptism by Toliman April 21, 2018

brookfield new york 

Brookfield New York is a small hick town located in the southern eastern of madison county. It is basically populated by one family, since everyone falls in love with their brother or sister. The only thing they are famous for is their small agricultural fair, that started out as their family reunion.

“Is that guy dating his sister?”

“Yeah, they are from Brookfield New York.”

brookfield new york by AnonymousPinkSock September 23, 2021

The New York Englishman 

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.

Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

The New York Englishman by Moekindo July 9, 2023

welcome to new york 

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.

I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...

welcome to new york by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

Vergen, New York 

A town with an abnormally large cow to person ratio.

Chris: Holy Fuck how many cows is that??

Tyler: Who cares its Vergen, New York theres to many to count.

Vergen, New York by Rawrsaur April 24, 2011