Music Nerd

The only kind of nerd that can actually impresses you with their skills.

"woah that guy's so good at guitar! he must be a music nerd or something"

by musicdude April 18, 2010

house music

A genre of dance music popular at raves, often held in warehouses (hence the name). It's heavily eletronic, with a repetitive 4/4 beat (four-to-the-floor) and a lot of synth and bass. Usually not too many lyrics. Related to trance and techno.

Technotronic's "Pump up the Jam" was the biggest house music song of the year.

by Sdoic June 11, 2006

crunk music

Music that gets you crunk.
Best experienced when you're stoned and drunk.

The lyrics don't make sense but that doesn't matter because its just high-energy go-crazy music.

Lil' Jon, Lil' Scrappy, Crime Mob, Ying Tang Twins

by dr. crunk June 12, 2005

modern music

music with no real value or meaning. basically sound that is only technically music.

modern music, rap, the jonas brothers, my chemical romance, avenged sevenfold, slipknot, james blunt, green day

by aqwsderf March 7, 2009

smarm music

The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.

Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?

Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!

by da troof hurts October 23, 2012

musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Music Hangover

The massive headache you receive after looking up music artists you really like on Wikipedia, YouTube, etc.

"I'm starting to really like Kingpin Skinny Pimp."
"Yeah, I got a music hangover from looking him up."

by Colin H. Christ October 18, 2008