dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.

"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"

by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006

Furry Muff

Furry Muff= Fair Enough

say when something is ok or 'alright'!

Dude1- what a night, i partied like a little demonic party thing!!

Dude2- Furry Muff!

by Hairy McDude January 8, 2004

beaver muff

An overgrowth of hair on a womens vagina.

I was ignorant on eating Jamie out yesterday after I had noticed her beaver muff.

by nevsky September 12, 2006

mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton December 10, 2007

chutney muff

a girl with red pubic hair or a girl with red hair, thus suspected of the same attributes downstairs
Also known as chutters

have you seen that girl alexandra?
who the chutney muff?
yeah

by Petey May 18, 2003

cinnamon muff

A snatch with cinnamon colored pubes. Not to be confused with a firecrotch.

My roommate Alyssa has a cinnamon muff, much cuter than a firecrotch.

by cinnamonmuff February 25, 2013

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019