It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.
Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025
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Whenever I need to look something up, I just check the back seat of my Morris Oxford; my Oxford dictionary is always in there.
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"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
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Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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