Sage Mode

Originating from the Naruto series sage mode is used to increase strength defense and speed. However an alternate term for “sage mode” is when you only get 3 hours of sleep and wake up with more energy then you would a normal 7 hours of sleep, this would be a reference to how Naruto needs to remain still to gain nature energy to go into “sage mode”. Going “Sage Mode” can last for days on end, as the little sleep you get magically keeps you energized.

You: I went “sage mode” last night, didn’t get a wink of sleep yet I feel like I could run a Marathon
Friend: I hear that bud.

by Horrorkid April 11, 2019

Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.

by Whackbag December 5, 2004

midget clown gang bang

You don't want to know

"let's not find out what a midget clown gang bang is"

by hitler's bestie May 5, 2017

dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.

#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor

by Argonak April 11, 2008

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by nick stefanak December 28, 2008

safe mode

When two computers want to have sex with each other (and not catch a virus), they must enter safe mode before proceeding with the act. Otherwise, the computers could Blue Screen and completely mess up their hard drive.

(This definition applies only to computers running Windows. Mac/Linux users need not worry about safe mode before letting their computers have sex).

Press F8 while your computer is booting up to enter safe mode. Then do whatever you want with it (you sick bastard).

by shadoxx July 25, 2008

midget fucker

A person that fucks midgets.

1. Whats up you midget fucker?
2. Suck a dick you midget fucker.

by amanda and j-rod April 28, 2005