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moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD
Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.
by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008
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Good morning beautiful

To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.
Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".
by MT Newton August 29, 2010
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Morning Head

noun. a Morning Head cap is a device to fix bed hair in seconds. It consists of a thick shower cap with an absorbent material on the inside. You add water, put it on your head and then your hair is wet. You can style your hair as if you just took a shower.
I shower at night and used to wet my hair in the sink before work. My wife gave me morning head for my birthday, so now my mornings are much faster and easier.
by Foxy_Cleopatra November 11, 2013
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Morning Star

Morning Star (verb)- is when one man/female take a their tightly puckered star shaped anus and places it on the nose of a sleeping victim.
"Man, you were so drunk last night i gave three morning stars one dry and two wet, ha"
by Drunk Monkey4305 March 23, 2010
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Good Morning America

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.
I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.
by Zabrow December 18, 2008
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Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
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0433 in the morning

Hips have been pulled over, booty has been hit, a CALM HAS COME OVER ME..My woman was there for me, cause I'm going to work and GET FUCKED ALL DAY!
0433 in the morning, booty has been banged, the perfect start to a man's day. BRING IT ON!
by Peppi! January 12, 2008
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