Dirty Minty

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was

Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.

by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020

Klara Mist

Klara is a very obsessed girl with a boy named Henrik. She loves soccer but not as much as boys. She likes tall, athletic boys with dark features. Klara is very gorgeous, funny, kind, smart and much more.

Who is Henrik dating?
He’s dating a pretty girl named Klara Mist.

by Hkhkhkhkhkgohk June 5, 2020

Black Mist

Noun. Synonym of 'dark mist'; corruption; bribery; lobbying; grafting.

1. Governor suspects there are many black mist in the parlement cabineta.
2. Black mist eradication is just a daydream for many of us.

by sharerainbows March 20, 2023

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005

Red Mist

Another name for de spooke squidward sewer slide, it was actually referenced in an official episode

Squidward: Opens door
Suicide Squidward: boo i am suicide squidward from red mist

by poohead smelly October 4, 2019

missy

Someone who dates complete tools. or someone who dates a santoro " the ultimate tool"

Dude check out that tool shes with

Ya i know what a complete missy

by Mikethepimp69 January 21, 2009