Mistake

Jake Paul

Person: so what’s your biggest mistake

Jack Paul’s parents: umm...... let’s not take about it

by :):):( November 13, 2018

J mish

An awesomely annoying redneck who loves Nascar and hats.

Dude the J mish stole my food!

by Hunter A******* April 15, 2008

Play-misty-for-me

(Noun) Current or former female companion who torments her partner obsessively in a desperate attempt to hold on to a relationship which has slipped, or is slipping away. Derivation: 1971 motion picture starring Clint Eastwood, "Play Misty for Me."

That chick was a real play-misty-for-me, but I managed to shake her off when I moved out of town.

by MorrisTimeAndDay March 1, 2009

nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

Brown mist

When someone farts on to a cold window and another person licks the condensation.

The priest ate all of Kerry's brown mist.

by Xtro November 23, 2017

i miss you syndrome

When you miss someone so much, that you love, that you can't function normally.

× You get depressed
× Can't focus on work
× You get irritated because you want them to be with you but they can't.

This can be due to:
-living in different places
-different schools/college/uni
-work schedules don't fit so you can see each other enough

A- "I'm sorry I didn't mean to snap at you"
B- "Oh it's okay. Is everything good?"
A- "Yeah I think it's just I miss you syndrome. When are you coming over next?"

by Frenchchic September 17, 2019

North Korean Missile

You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.

I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!

by MTukansa May 14, 2015