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Minecraft Church 

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church
quick i need to hide from the immigration police
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”

minecraft master collection giveaway 

a word scammers use to scam kids asses cause minecraft is popular again,
MINECRAFT MASTER COLLECTION GIVEAWAY CLICK HERE! *clicks* *gets virus*
wow thats gay.

Minecraft Month 

This is the annual month for the video game known as "Minecraft". On November you can play as much Minecraft as you want with no judgement or consequences.
"you're getting a detention for skipping class to play minecraft"
"But it's Minecraft Month"
"Ok you are free to leave"

Minecraft Style

When and edible food is thrown into the microwave to cook
“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Made those shits Minecraft Style”
Minecraft Style by The Borax March 31, 2020

Minecraft egirls 

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!
hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.
Minecraft egirls by notshahar October 27, 2020

Minecraft: PS4 edition

Oh the old days, when redstone made sense and all that mattered was getting dye for your dog peepeepoopoo.
you: Hey remember Minecraft: PS4 edition
friend:*starts sobbing*
Minecraft: PS4 edition by glubdalub November 10, 2020