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Mexican Lunch

When the vagina is eaten while a girl is on her period and has a green discharge, thus simulating salsa and guacamole.
Did you hear Paco gave that bitch a Mexican Lunch? He is a Baller!
by Mexican Hero 123 February 14, 2010
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mexican leapfrog

A regular game of leapfrog is usually held between two people. Theirs a frog (or frogs), and a leaper. The leaper bounds over the frog(s)in an attempt to land past them without damaging their genitals on the back of the frogs head.

In Mexican leapfrog theirs one leaper and many frogs. Sadly, it's not a straight line of frogs. In mexican leapfrog their is usually a built pyramid of frogs, around 6 or so, which must be leapt over.

It sucks when you wang your nuts against someones cranium...
compared to regular leapfrog, Mexican Leapfrog is hardcore.
by MoRPHiNe May 16, 2008
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Water Mexican

A person of Filipino ancestry. Essentially the Mexicans of the Pacific, Filipinos have the propensity to do otherwise Mexican jobs like cleaning hotel rooms, yard work, and nursing in aquatic Pacific rim nations.
Ramos works in IT? I would have figured she was a maid since she's a Water Mexican.
by SalamatPo June 11, 2009
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Mexican Train

Multiple males lining up to have sex with a pregnant female.
Man, me and my buddies were running Mexican Train on this pregnant gril and her water broke all over the place.
by bobososo January 27, 2008
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mexican autograph

Smears of feces on the walls of public restrooms made by fingers. Appear more frequently in areas with a large hispanic population.
That had to be the filthiest restroom ever. There were mexican autographs everywhere.
by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007
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mexican standoff

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.
by Jerktart July 31, 2011
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Mexican Sandpaper

The act of putting Vasaline all over your cock then dipping it in sand. Then you put your cock in the ass and analy pound her until she bleeds.
Me and Nick were in Tiajuana and he picked up a dirty whore and gave her some Mexican Sandpaper and she loved it.
by Noahkinseth February 3, 2009
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