meat pocket

Another term for the female genital region.

Dude 1 "I met this hot chick at the bar last night"

Dude 2 "Oh yeah, did you fill her meat pocket?"

by Chris Burns August 27, 2007

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

meat bridge

The piece of skin in between the scrotum and the anus.

A.K.A. taint, gooch, grundle

My meat bridge is on fire, i'm in need of some serious maintaintenance.

by wetnoodle50 November 7, 2008

Scandinavian Meat Missile

The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.

"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight

by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009

Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015

Megatron

Megatron

A lady who is better than a average 10/10

look at that bird over there she is a absolute megatron !!

by Optimus Prime transformer April 13, 2019