May 30

MAY 30 is the make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with you bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend: “Hey babe we gotta make out”
Girlfriend: “why?”
Boyfriend:”because it’s may 30”

by BadSonicboom9 December 6, 2020

May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 3, 2023

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

brendan may

A orangey , green bean , cute guy from Texas 💀

OMG HE’S A BRENDAN MAY 💀

by hEy646 May 24, 2018

Ella Mai

One of the best singer ever!

omg look there's Ella Mai.... seriously behind you!

by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 15, 2020

May 7

Make him feel good day

And you can’t say no to him

Also 🐱pic day

Him:It’s may 7

Her: what’s that mean
Him: you gotta be nice

by Daggermyth May 7, 2022

May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

by Nana Jan May 16, 2022