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Matthew is a very loving, caring and passionate individual. He is always there for his friends and family any wine would be lucky to have a friend like him. He has the prettiest eyes you can just get lost in! He can sometimes be loud and or dramatic but that’s him you’ll learn to love him! If you find a Matthew he’s a keeper!
There is Matthew damn his eyes are bomb!
Matthew by Slim Thick! November 22, 2021
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He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive
Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock
Matthew by Isoncnss November 22, 2021
Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.
That Matthew is sneaky
Matthew by hey bye November 22, 2021
The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.
Woah, Matthew is sturdy.
Matthew by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021
A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.
Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.
Matthew by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021
Matthew
Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.
Girl: “who’s watching me from the trees?”
Girl 2: “oh that’s Matthew”
Matthew by Matthew747583 November 23, 2021
Hey I heard Matthew be packing
Matthew by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021