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Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.
We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"
Matthew by MBison69 November 23, 2021
The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.
Woah, Matthew is sturdy.
Matthew by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021
A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.
Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.
Matthew by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021
Matthew
Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.
Girl: “who’s watching me from the trees?”
Girl 2: “oh that’s Matthew”
Matthew by Matthew747583 November 23, 2021
Guy with big floppy Wang.
Hey I heard Matthew be packing
Matthew by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021
A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.
Matthew by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021
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