I'm a man

A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.

For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.
You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."
by mypsace October 12, 2019
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Man-thigh

A man-thigh, usually exposed by a pulled-up pant leg, is considered to be one of the wonders of the world.
Denton's pale, hairy man-thigh inspired me to save a small country in Africa.
by Tyler perlman October 20, 2007
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Allow It Man

A Fatneek superhero who does what ever the fuck he can
Allow it man, Allow it man does whatever the fuck he can
by FatneekAkneehow September 29, 2021
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Man Bun

The way of showing the world you are a twat without having to speak. Also known as Douche Donut
I have a skirt you can borrow that would go great with your man bun.
by ddonley88 April 15, 2016
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nowhere man

1 A man who sits in a nowhere land, makes all his nowhere plans for nobody, does not have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and just sees what he wants to see.

2. A song by the Beatles.
"Nowhere man, please listen. You don't know what you're missing."
by danielb September 21, 2005
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Cancer Man

On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.

Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.

He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.

His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"

Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
by dookeyboy December 21, 2010
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My man

This is a person who is your friend. This also means that this person is a close friend. This phrase can also mean that you know someone but you do not know there name. This also replaces the word "hello".
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: My man what is up
by Robert April 25, 2005
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