BTS created the term "Magic Shop" as a place of refuge for the heartbroken, a place of healing for the disturbed, and a place of love for those who are lonely.
BTS is my Magic Shop
by jaeya January 21, 2022
Me: Wow dude, last night i thought i heard something mumbling from my closet.
Guy: Hmmm, lemme think, thats should be Magical Arno 3>
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Guy: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife
Guy: Hmmm, lemme think, thats should be Magical Arno 3>
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Guy: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife
by Xeleron October 19, 2010
hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.
what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.
what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!
by i came up with magic phone September 04, 2011
by Raaawwwwr March 26, 2010
While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.
Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."
Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"
Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"
Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 03, 2013
The original Dungeons & Dragons arcane class, roughly equivalent to the current (fourth edition) wizard class. At the beginning of a game, a magic-user would have only one spell (typically, sleep or magic missile), could have as little as one hit point, and couldn't wear any armor. A sucky character for the first several adventurers, and not likely to live very long.
Al-Kazak Elam, first level magic-user, enters the dungeon with his fellow adventurers.
Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.
Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.
Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.
Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.
by frostknave July 27, 2009
I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.
by Bald@21 September 08, 2012