Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004

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monkey moo

noun, an affectionate name for a loved one
synonyms: baby,sweetie, boo, ruca

I spent the night watching a movie and cuddling with Arun, my monkey moo.

by Dr. SBE February 16, 2009

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monkey bite

overlapping of thumb and middle finger under the pointer finger. used as a pinching technique. grab someones skin between thumb and top of middle finger, it will hurt. this is not called a turtle bite.

monkey bite, bite, pinch, ouch, squeek

by monkey biter March 14, 2010

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monkey walk

the way you walk when you go to take a shit and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep shit from spreading all over your ass.

Eric: Dude theres no fuckin toilet paper in the bathroom
Karl: There was some TP in my room
Eric: Yeah I know, I did the monkey walk to grab it so I didnt get shit all over my ass

by E-Janks March 14, 2010

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monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!

by Jabba, London August 22, 2006

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