matepoat

Slang for mayport; Mayport is a place located in the deeps florida.
Mayport is well known for its History and sealife

Im going to “matepoat”to head shrimp

by Matepoat July 28, 2018

Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.

Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"

by rana_r_u November 8, 2019

maternititties

The state of a woman's breasts during pregnancy also known as maternity hence maternititties.

Her maternititties were a result of the birth of her first child.

by zobiwankanobi June 7, 2020

Materbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys Materbation

by Welchmas December 7, 2020

Mateo Rodriguez

one of the best and most funniest friends you could ever have or ask for

“dude you are a complete Mateo Rodriguez

by CheekyBastrd88 May 17, 2021

Matea

the sweetest person you could ever meet, but only if your truly special to her, she focuses on things that don't certainly make her happy, she overworks herself in order to fit people's expectations even though she's absolutely perfect just the way she is, she's gorgeous in as many ways as possible, she doesn't need anyone in her life for her to be happy, but everyone needs her in their life, she's just a special person, with a really cool personality, and just a great person for everyone to be around with, really flirty, genuinely loveable person.

she's an amazing person, must be a Matea

by annathesigma February 6, 2022

Material Gorl

A strong independent woman named ⭐️

Estrella is such a material gorl. If she wants it she gets it

by himynameis30291 February 10, 2022