Mary Jane Grace Burnett

A sexy kickass trombone player

Mary Jane Grace Burnett your always in a sausage fest or riding your trombone for entertainment

by Mary Jane Burnett October 21, 2008

Mary Marg

A female who normally has O.C.D

Mary Marg, is that a straight line?

by kay-roosie February 16, 2009

Mary Poppins

A girl who has just had her virginity take.

Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.

Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!

Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?

by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

mary bush

When a guy goes down on a girl with a bush or commonly known was "wolf pussy".

you gave a mary bush.ewwwwwwwww

by 134567 March 4, 2010

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

Mary-Kendall

marykendalls have perfect bodies, are hilarious, and think they are the shit because they are the shit!

Guy #1: Damn that girl is so fine

Guy #2: Yeah man she's a Mary-Kendall

by Equis69 July 6, 2011

Mary Mayhem

The most epically hot emo girl ever! With big green eyes and black and purple hair. The best girlfriend ever. The most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. Friend or enemy. Total Grammar-Nazi... Looking over my shoulder as I type this... -__-

My girlfriend, Mary Mayhem, is the best ever!:D

by AlexanderCannibel November 13, 2011