What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025
Get the Mario Van Peebles (Robles)mug. Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
Get the Pre Marital Mario Sexmug. Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.
by smh_mxa September 19, 2016
Get the best friend mariomug. a gamemode in New Super Mario Bros DS where Mario and Luigi are battling eachothers on levels from the game
by British Virgin Islands at the February 3, 2023
Get the Mario vs Luigimug. Marios are the type of people to steal your girl, your mother, your auntie, and your niece if she's above 18. They get all the bitches and are the coolest person in the group
George: Damn bro, Marios is such a cool guy to hang out with.
Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!
Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!
by Basketballaddict8 November 20, 2021
Get the Mariosmug. by guy2234567890-1234567890 January 29, 2021
Get the mach den mariomug. Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly thoughtful. Talks a lot but he is always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but so so gentle otherwise. Professional cuddler. Mario is a person who is easy to love because he is super funny, smart and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he cares about. You can't not notice his sparkly eyes. He is so sweet that you just want to hug and kiss him all the time.
by pinkcatlady November 22, 2021
Get the Mariomug.