Magical Arno

Magical Arno is a meme made up by 2 guys who had to much spare time.

Me: Wow dude, last night i thought i heard something mumbling from my closet.
Guy: Hmmm, lemme think, thats should be Magical Arno 3>
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Guy: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife

by Xeleron October 21, 2010

Magic hat

Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.

Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!

by Cry me to the moon June 25, 2018

Magic Whiskey

n. A lone shot of whiskey that completely inebriates the drinker without need for more alcohol. Typically effects the underage and those that can't hold their liquor.
In some cases, the drinker will comment on how the solitary shot felt going down to great detail. (heat, spicy flavor, etc.)

"Denise won't shut up about that Magic Whiskey shot she just took. Get over it, it's just JD!"

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

magic sand

the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.

man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"

by badger winnet September 8, 2016

magic toothbrush

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.

Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"

by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013

magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.

I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.

by Bald@21 September 8, 2012

magic rubber

An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.

Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.

by Stick the UrbanMan April 21, 2021