I'm on my period

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.

Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.

by rayrayg March 24, 2012

I'm not gonna play

-Refusal to go along with something.

-Refusal to participate in an activity.

-What you say to a drunken sailor who challenges you to a duel of some kind.

"That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want YOU!"

"I'm not gonna play. Why not that guy?"

"Because I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already had him!"

by Oplem April 25, 2005

I’m on my period

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.

I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.

by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A creepy ass YouTube video of someone turning into a demon while crying on a bed.

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 Is the epitome of the destruction of your mind.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

I’m eat the page

When you get red allll over the page you know what you gotta do gotta eat the page!!!!

“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”
“I’m eat the page”

by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021

I'm going to pull a Cesar Romero

The act of sleeping, sitting or resting in between takes or turns during sports or board games. Named after the actor Cesar Remero who used to sleep inbetween takes of the 1966 Batman TV shows.

1: Dude I'm tired, I'm going to pull a Cesar Romero. Wake me when it's my turn.

2: "Where's Gary?" "Oh he's pulling a Cesar Remero"

by M tizzle trian October 25, 2011

I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

by MilkTorture July 3, 2021