Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

by thelegacy November 20, 2007

land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009

LandE

The word LandE means Laney and Erik are the ment to be couple because they have the same personality and even want their own daughter to be nammed Brooklyn

Ally:WOW Laney and Erik love each other too much if you ask me.. Erik: Stfu ally you fucking pcp mother fucker say one more word I'll beat the fuck outa you kid so we equal LandE

by NUGBRADLEY October 24, 2008

Landen

Landen is a great guy as told by his friends. He always talks to his girlfriend when she is feeling down. Has a great sense of humor and has that one friend who is always there for him. People love Landen for being himself as he is told.

I love my boy Landen.

by Applesaucebandit64 November 26, 2018

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006