Inverse Lamppost

When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.

Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.

by Bigboibobby420 July 3, 2022

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023

Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

by Miginator April 25, 2023

umjammer lammy remastered

Something that will never happen.

Sorry, Umjammer Lammy Remastered will not happen.

by SuperKamptiA June 24, 2023

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

nathan lampoon

The main character of national lampoons christmas vacation

person: my favorite movie is national lampoons christmas vacation
nathan lampoon: that’s crazy i’m the main character

by nathan lampoon December 13, 2023