a light skinned rude ass player nigga shit. who likes black boottttty hole. he hurts every girl he meets. he LOVES to break hearts because his own heart is broken because he has to look in the mirror at his monkey ass self everyday. he is the most annoying, obbessive ass whip you will ever meet. his breath smells so bad it makes you wanna throw up from a mile away.

there goes jayloni kelly's alien head cornflake smelling ass.

jayloni kelly by XxasdfghklxX July 8, 2011

Smelly Kelly

A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.

I'm going to see Flogging Molly with Smelly Kelly next Wednesday.

Smelly Kelly by Pantsakins February 21, 2005

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R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

R. Kelly by DAVE October 15, 2003

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Bethany Kelly

A creature that until recently was ginger. It is basically one little BOO YAH whore.

Bethany Kelly <3

Bethany Kelly by Muhahaha167784er5 January 3, 2011

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