a light skinned rude ass player nigga shit. who likes black boottttty hole. he hurts every girl he meets. he LOVES to break hearts because his own heart is broken because he has to look in the mirror at his monkey ass self everyday. he is the most annoying, obbessive ass whip you will ever meet. his breath smells so bad it makes you wanna throw up from a mile away.
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Get the Machine Gun Kelly Fan mug.Minka Dumont Kelly (born Minka Dumont Dufay; on June 24, 1980 is most known for her roles in the TV series Friday Night Lights (2006), Parenthood (2010) and Charlie's Angels (2011). She is also known for her role in The Roommate (2011). She appeared in the 2013 film The Butler as Jackie Kennedy and in the short-lived Fox science fiction/crime drama Almost Human.
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