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KYS (keep yourself safe)

There is a difference in KYS (Kill Yourself) and KYS (Keep Yourself Safe). One being a suicide threat, and the other one being a form of generosity thinking about others and their life.
You: You should KYS

Billie Eilish: "Fuck, that's it *gets knife*"
You: No it means KYS (Keep yourself safe)
Billie Eilish: "oh thanks" *humanity restored
by Sussymogusballz69420 June 5, 2022
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Keepin' it real

What you claim to be doing when you are hauled off the Maury set for beating your common-law husband/cousin.
You don't know me! I'm just keepin' it real! You don't know me! I'm just keepin' it real! I'm just keepin' it real! I'M JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL!
by karensavestheday November 16, 2005
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keepin it gangsta

that dude dont give an inch, he always be keepin it gangsta, like lil' mike!
by lil mikey andres 3000 April 25, 2011
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keep it on the down low

To keep something very secret; not tell another person
Alright, I'll tell you but keep it on the down low...
by Treg November 1, 2003
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Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity
richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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Keep fucking that chicken

A sarcastic statement made to humorously disparage a person's efforts.

Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his idiotic weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some mocking banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me?". Anastos bitingly, and hilariously, adds "Keep fucking that chicken!"
After the president pledged to spend billions of dollars to prevent encrypted communications, a voice was heard from the back of the press room: "Keep fucking that chicken, Obama!"
by Todamont September 28, 2010
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keebs

to act crazy and crunk. Jump around scream Lil Jon.
Man that guys got keebs
by LilJOnwhattt June 24, 2005
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