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Boris Johnson

A sexual BDSM act that progressively becomes more intense with a tier system ranging from 1-4 and full lockdown. Starting by slowly restraining a person(s) feeedoms up tp full lockdown and locking a person(s) in for several months and fucking them repeatedly until they give up and comply.
I did a Boris Johnson and put them on full lockdown, they've never been fucked so hard for so long.
by I_Am_Potato January 5, 2021
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Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.
"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."
by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005
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Silky Johnson

You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...
I got lonely last night, so I gave myself a Silky Johnson
by Silky Johnson? March 26, 2009
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johnson, vt

The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.
Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....

Ariana: so define it.
by maggeth1 July 23, 2009
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The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.
"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
by NRS27 February 14, 2012
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Johnson wire

Wire/cable used as power wire for car audio amplifiers, espcially if it's done in a half-assed way such as using cut off jumper cables because it's cheaper. Also any half-assed wiring job, especially if it's hazardous.
I checked under my hood to make sure my Johnson Wire was still wrapped around the battery terminal good.

It was clear that the kid had done some Johnson Wiring to his truck.
by a clever ud user September 7, 2009
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Asonta' Johnson

A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
what Happened to your Girl? she Got Asonta' Johnsoned
by flenor11 December 13, 2010
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