Man dis girl was jacking me off and her hands were full of jizz. Then she got all excited with the jizz and was clapping her hands. Doing the jizz clap. The after effect was jizz on my bed, carpet, eyes, mouth, her hair, and my walls.
by Big D and B-RI August 11, 2009
Get the Jizz Clapmug. A real slut. The chick who fucks everyone secertly. She doesn't like train, she thinks she's classy BC she gives her puss a Mexican shower after each bang.typically bangs 4 dudes a night n all of them are in love with her is a true jizz queffer
Adj. Tonya is a total jizz queffer she fucked half Of the frat last night. N. That jizz queffer went n fucked my 6 brothers last night.
by Chazmowro January 3, 2017
Get the jizz queffermug. by Beneficiary October 3, 2007
Get the Jizz Jinxmug. Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!
Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
by bmwgnome June 8, 2011
Get the Marketing Jizzmug. More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.
by KingJamesV December 27, 2011
Get the Jizz Pointmug. by Mr. Z, Mr. X, and Mr. Y April 27, 2009
Get the Invis-a-Jizzmug. by You know damn well who this is March 31, 2012
Get the Dorito Jizzmug.