January 2020

One of the most absolute shittiest time periods in recent history.

Greg: “Damn... who woulda thought that 2018 was better than January 2020 as a whole”

by Xbox is not gay February 2, 2020

January 3rd

A day where you give one of your friends (or your crush) a hoodie for a day at school

And you watch the theories and rumors unfold

Person 1: I’m sad
Person 2: “do you want my hoodie?”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “it’s January 3rd .”

by 4spen December 31, 2021

January 17

17 days after the new year. Whoever is born on this day is very sarcastic and humorous person. They also give extremely good advice and if you have a friend born in this date, keep them!

People born in January 17th are Capricorn’s and they are known to be sarcastic but have really big hearts.

by jeon rose December 15, 2020

January 14

Tell ONE girl she’s pretty

January 14
Boy; sup ugly ass bitch I just wanna say that your pretty

Girl; thx I already know that

by Lifew.Kaylin January 14, 2021

January 21st

The day when all the beautiful people were born.

X: today is my birthday, today's January 21st M: Today's the birthday of all the beautiful people, So you're beautiful.

by didi.itsme October 17, 2019

12 January

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.

John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!

Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!

by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020

27th of january

A day when the baddest bitches are born. All girls born on this day are hot and amazing at sex.

"Yo when's her birthday?" "27th of January" "That explains so much"

by iknowyoureobsessedwithme December 15, 2020