January 21 

National Give your homie head day

Steve: you know what day it is
Tyrone: January 21
Steve: no it's National Give your homie head day
Tyrone: betttt

January 21 by ELITE VR October 20, 2021

January 16

Today you have to send full nudes you must

Mary: send nudes
James: no why should I
Mary: it’s January 16

January 16 by Jacob smitheaeam January 16, 2022

January 6 

A bad bitch was born today

me: what’s today?
Friends: January 6. HEY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Me: LMFAO I KNOW

Friends: LMAOOOOOO

January 6 by Thatsjoeydood September 13, 2021

January 9

The day Caleb Clrbet was born, really hot dude who needs to wifey me up...
Wifey up your crush day😝

He was born January 9 at --:-- pm/am

January 9 by Gigi Hadid who October 24, 2019

January 8

The day a hoe is born

Oh she was born onJanuary 8th it explains a lot

January 8 by Silly0208 October 13, 2019

January 17 

A very kind nice funny crazy good friend

a person born on January 17 is a very good friend

January 17 by mushroomGirl1422 January 5, 2020

January 26 

Those born on January 26 have lost all grip of reality and have no idea what else to do with life upon passing the age of 18.

He was born on January 26? Jeez.. Feel bad for him/her.

January 26 by UnappealingHangover October 17, 2019