Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.
jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart
by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025
Get the Julia Jorgensonmug. Julia is definitely an intellectual. If you ever have any problems, you can always come to Julia. If you think Julia is wrong, you're the issue.
Person 1- Why don't you go ask Julia for help?
Person 2- I can't... she scares me too much
Person 1- Fair.
Person 2- I can't... she scares me too much
Person 1- Fair.
by Howdy12321 November 22, 2021
Get the Juliamug. Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.
Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"
by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025
Get the Julia will always miss Joe moremug. Julia is a short, blonde girl. She is the most irritable washing machine you'll ever meet. She has no sense of humor and she is full of cellulite. Last but not least, she has an amazing group of friends, especially the boys, even though she doesn't deserve them.
Julia is asexual and she has proved this many many many times!
Julia has to learn how to play tichu.
Julia has to learn how to play tichu.
by Kwlotrypidas November 20, 2021
Get the Juliamug. 
Julia is a best friend someone you can rely on and even though they may make mistakes they are always trying to fix them. Julia's are life long friends and super beautiful. They are always superior in looks and even though they might not always choose the best people to be around they are loved by many. But my best friend, Julia couldn't be any better I love her so much she is an amazing friend and she's always there for me so shout out to my best friend I love you forever and always (female sign emoji + dog emoji).
by A Best Friend Of Julia November 30, 2019
Get the Juliamug. The nicest person ever! The most honest person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous. A fabulous dancer and a angel at singing.
by Jules💕 January 1, 2017
Get the julia prattmug.