Johnathan

REAL NIGGA

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY

Johnathan by BreeezySo October 7, 2020

Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

Johnathan by straightforseth October 12, 2021

Rusty Johnathan 

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.

When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.

Rusty Johnathan by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010

Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.

Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!

Johnathan by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021

jonathaned 

(adj): when generic or store bought ice-cream has accumulated freezer burn

Emily refused the Turkeyhill icecream because it was jonathaned.

jonathaned by manuspanus December 29, 2010

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV 

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.

Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Jhonathan 

The most amazing name to be given to someone. It is given to someone who is amazing, witty, intelligent, funny, athletic, warm-hearted, sensitive, loving, brave, strong, affectionate, ambitious, charming, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, romantic, considerate, courageous, creative, easy-going, generous, faithful, hard-working, polite, patient, nice, kind, honest, imaginative, and all around fun to be around. If you know someone named Jhonathan, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Though you might have ups and downs through your relationship with him, he will never give up on you. He will always be there for you when you need it. People with the name Jhonathan are the best people in the whole universe and we are lucky they still exist. If you date a guy named Jhonathan, he's a keeper don't ever let him go. If you do, you will never truly live again. He is someone who instantly makes you smile when you see him. Jhonathan will make you fall in love with him, slowly, and then all at once. His smile and laugh lights up a whole room. He can cheer you up on the darkest days. So if you know a Jhonathan, don’t ever let him go. If you do, you will just lose the best damn thing that has ever happened to you. Love him and make him feel wanted, that is all he ever wanted.

P1: Hey, do you know Jhonathan?
P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?
P1: Yea
P2: Why?
P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.

Jhonathan by theonewhowillloveyouforever May 17, 2014