Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 4, 2005

internet naked

(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.

(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.

"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."

"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."

by OnTheRoxRox September 1, 2012

Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame

You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.

by Snotcore February 13, 2023

internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.

I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.

by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

by Masn December 4, 2007

internet osmosis

the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.

Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.

Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.

"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.

by MissMercurial July 11, 2011

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006