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jess walton’s theory

when we start counting 1 second , 2 second , 3 second , we could start counting the 1 second in the middle that the actually second has turned , so how can all the england be at the same time period when we can start counting 1 second , half way through the second has actually been turned to ..
jess ; 1 second , 2 second , 3 second

george : you just proved jess walton’s theory
by i’m a genuis July 25, 2019
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Anti-Vote Theory

An alternative form of voting in which instead of showing your support for something, you instead vote against something you dislike. Traditionally to balance the system, you also add a clause where you may anti-vote as many times as you wish in order to get an accurate representation of how much people hate things. This form of voting is beneficial as it plays in to the much more natural human instinct of hating things instead of finding ways to like them.
1: hey who are you gonna vote for in the next election
2: I hate all of them, I wish I could just anti-vote the ones I hate the most
1: You’re talking about the Anti-Vote Theory dude
2: That’s sick
by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019
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2nd Pancake Theory

The theory that the second pancake will be significantly better than the first one. For example, your mom and dad got divorced after 5 years of marriage. Then, your dad got remarried and just celebrated their 20 year anniversary.
"Lisa and I broke up"
"Don't worry, 2nd Pancake Theory
"Thanks, man"
by 3TBSVeganMayo October 9, 2019
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The Quod Perierat Theory

Latin meaning: those lost to another dimension;
The complex and complicated theory that the same person from different dimensions is trapped in this one. These people all represent one person from alternate dimensions, but somehow, for unknown reasons, ended up in the same dimension. These people are very similar and only differ in the characteristics they received from their individual dimensions. For example, the same person could be the opposite sex in another dimension, but these people would still have similar personality traits and think in similar ways.

The original person who actually belongs in this dimension is aware of all of these "fakes", but is powerless and cannot get rid of them because if one of the fake copies dies, all of the others do too, as well as everyone else in the entire world. The universe's many dimensions rip apart because it realizes that these fake copies have come to coexist with the original. Therefore, the original isn't a real threat to the fake copies.
The fakes can kill the original. If the original is killed, one of the fake copies replaces them. The universe tries to fill in the blank of the original by using one of the fakes, and doesn't take note that the fake or actual original ever existed beforehand. The fake copy becomes the new original, but it's as if nothing occurred in the first place and as if the original never really died.
Todd: Hey, do you believe in the... *whispers* The Quod Perierat Theory?
Amanda: What? You know about it?!
Todd: Rick and I are pretty sure that Alice is our original.
Amanda: Oh my god. What are you guys going to do?
Todd: Actually, since we're the same person, it's more like just 'you'. I think I'm going to get rid of Alice.
Amanda: What does Rick want to do?
Todd: I mean, naturally, he agrees with me, just like on most things. Same person and all.
by pu$$ylover101 April 22, 2018
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conspiracy theory hijacker

Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.
CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
by jsisidore June 2, 2016
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super-meta theory

The paradigm that light remains a constant when it bends.

The idea that gravity can change the shape of black holes but not the shape of photons.
Super-meta theory argues that gravity cannot bend light (as a constant) because it is being-bent by time in the future.

Light at the speed of infinity^infinity then travels up the metrology-plane (panformalist cylinder) attracting gravity which proceeds to bend black holes.
by flightfacilities December 7, 2020
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Inferior Female Theory

A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.
"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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