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brass hats

A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.
These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy
by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022
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Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"
by blackichan May 28, 2013
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Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.
Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight
by walshyy92 August 26, 2013
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ball hat

Putting your balls on your girls head, giving her a ball hat.
yo i gave that hoe a ball hat!!
by steezinnn March 4, 2022
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Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.
Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.
by tapler October 17, 2012
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Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis
I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood
by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019
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Time in the hat

Time in the hat is a period of self reflection whilst on a dose of psychedelics. Sometimes meaning literally putting a hat over your eyes and losing yourself.

Alternatively this can also mean you've put in your dues in your job.
EXAMPLE 1: Timmy needs to spend some time in the hat. He's a little selfish.
EXAMPLE 2: Joe used to work at the gas station. He really put in his time in the hat.
by TimeInTheHat April 29, 2019
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