hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

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Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.

Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight

by walshyy92 July 12, 2013

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Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.

Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"

by nottaskank August 11, 2010

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Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010

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That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 January 14, 2018

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A deerstalker hat. Called so because the famous sleuth,or detective,Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,and Andrew are all sporting sleuth hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 January 12, 2017

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a person who uses many different companies of hats and wears them at the same time

Omg she is such a hat hoe

by merpmerpmerp0999 July 09, 2017

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